Laughing at Life's Absurdities | Random Jokes | George Carlin

Join us for a hilarious exploration of everyday absurdities in this classic George Carlin routine! From self-doubting roaches to the peculiarities of drinking and jury duty, Carlin's sharp wit and keen observations shed light on the quirks of life that we often overlook. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to Carlin's comedy, this performance promises to keep you laughing as he challenges our perspectives with his unique brand of humor. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more timeless comedy!

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Transcript:

There's a new roach spray on the market It doesn't kill the roaches but it fills them with self-doubt as to whether or not they're in the right house Here's a little fun you can have Go into a gift shop and ask for your gift Save you people the trouble of looking for me Some people see the glass as half empty Some people see the glass as half full I see the glass as too big Here's something you don't hear too much Dad you really ought to drink more Did you ever have chicken at lunch and then you have chicken again at dinner and you wonder if the 2 chickens knew each other You know you have a drinking problem when you walk into a bar in Pittsburgh and wake up in Switzerland with a clown suit on actually said in the newspaper during that census 1.6 percent of the population was not counted How do they know that You know how you get out of jury duty Tell the judge the truth Tell him you make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people just like that depends on how far apart their eyes are You'll be on that bus before you can say justice sucks

[HarryMcKenzieTV]

Remember, if you ever feel self-doubt creeping in, just know even roaches are questioning their life choices! 😂 Who knew all it took was a little spray to make them reconsider their home sweet home? What's your favorite George Carlin moment? If you love George Carlin checkout this playlist of more of his amazing content: bit.ly/3TZHuJZ

[Umbrellaoflove]

You make me smile every time I come across you, George. We need more comics like you, but I’ll settle for one. You’re special. Thanks for sharing.❤

[bhaine]

My favorite comic of all time ... Even in dark times I can look at this dude's routine and cant stop laughing

[patricewilcox]

😂 ALWAYS GREAT😊😊😊
ALWAYS🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
GEORGE CARLIN 😮
❤ MISS YOU❤❤❤

[christinedunlap]

The best stand up comedian I've ever heard. Makes me want to go to a comedy club...
Any suggestions??😊

[Kenneth-fu]

George's bit on climate change is brilliant 😂 ❤ from teesside 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 .

[brogren]

One of the biggest influencers of my life and he made a critical thinker. George would be great today with all the stupid on both ends of the political spectrum

[R.A.Nobell]

One of a kind, kind of like Jean Shepard.

[paulmorrow]

the best way out of jury duty is tell the judge "if he was not guilty" the cops would not have arrested him

[carpenterbluechicken]

He shouuld have run for office they all be in stitches!

[carlsmith]

Need some of that roach spray in the White House.

[nunyabiznez]

I was living in Rhode Island years ago and got called for jury duty. I showed up perplexed as to why I was called. When it was my turn for the judge to ask me questions he asked if there was any reason why I don't think I should serve on a jury and I said "Your honor I have multiple felony convictions" (true) and he said without missing a beat "so do I, what's your point?" At the time the mayor of the capitol city of Rhode Island, Providence also had a felony record and the governor had recently been convicted of a felony.

[rupe]

To get out of jury duty, I said I knew the defendant.... but I'd rather not say how. I also said I had been to the guy's house and my first impression was "this is NOT a doctor's house!" (what a slime hole that place was)

[mikepitamber]

Another way to avoid jury duty is to say you're a racist - Homer Simpson

[BobsModelFabWorx]

A sad day indeed!! So many people miss this dude.
The day he decided to do comedy was a sad day indeed. So glad he's gone.

By the way. reposting content that is YEARS out of date makes you just as moronic as this feller was when he was alive.

[dolorescordell]

Carlin invented "wokeness" before it was a thing! Gotta admire those roaches...

[danb.]

Sorry, sometimes he's great and other times...

[lenardcohen]

Sadly, I knew a man (juror) that literally said, , , " we could tell he was guilty". as soon as we looked at him