When I Thought I Was Going To Die - New Zealand Story

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[TimedRevolver]

That "No, I cried." lady is the real MVP here.

[NicoleNoneYaBeezwax]

Josh. We NEED to see both videos. Full length, unedited, in all its glory. I'd smoke a 37 minute j and watch the whole thing. Living the vertigo vicariously through you haha

[OldRaver]

I did a skydive and one of my mates was terrified.
Instructor (trying to be helpful, I’m sure) said:
“You AREN’T afraid of heights, you are afraid of the chute not opening and hitting the ground and dying”, and my mate said “How tf is THAT helping???”😂😂😂

[leahburrell-proctor]

Dude... I somehow didn't know that ppl jumped off the needle in Auckland. My friend and I were having lunch, and a dude jumped off and I freaked out. My friend had to explain it all to me ... Sorry to everyone whose lunch I ruined lol

[JustPleinBilly]

I burst out laughing multiple times. Josh you are the man. That said. We need that video. All 37 minutes please.

[konguy]

after having worked for a bungy jumping company in queenstown (south island of NZ) I can say that the staff deliberately do everything they can to terrify the customers before sending them off. my favourite thing to do was as they were stepping off the ledge I would start yelling not to jump and that there was a problem with their harnesses. it made for some pretty amazing video/photo packages

[galaxyaesthetics]

"IF ITS MY TIME TO GO, IM READY BUT IM NOT 😂😂

[VeriTasered]

hilarious! and i'm so glad josh and his nut are safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe!

[QuagmireGaming]

And now Josh, you will be inundated with requests for you to post that video 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[mattchew]

Please share that video with the world. You can't just talk about it for 20 mins and leave us not able to see it in real time 😒. This was sooo funny tho 😂

[berryearth]

Not only did I laugh my @$$ off but my palms sweated through the whole thing. When I was younger I skydived 21 times and I was only scared $h!tle$$ 21 times doing it.

[Crippledcyclops]

He's so descriptive I can already see the video clearly In my head. Thanks for the laugh.

[karentiman]

😂 My coworker’s checked on me, because I was crying laughing in my office!!
I would pay to watch that video!!!

[ryanbaker]

Straight up my favorite comedian right now. Need to see him live.

[jamiewithrow]

I love this story!! I was 19 & went to Vegas w/ my Grandma&my parents. We actually were staying at the stratosphere. I believe it was within the first few years it was open. 1998 (?) Anyway, I was terrified of heights so my grandma paid for me to do the reverse bungee on the top of the Stratosphere. Alone. It was scary but I'm glad I did it but in the moment of trying to get out of it, I was trying to convince my Grandma that I didn't think I could do it alone & was trying to get granny to go with me in desperation actually pleading at one point. My Dad just looked at me and said, " She bought you the ticket.. and you need your grandma to go with you?" So anyway, I did it. Alone.. And it was a great memory.

[realtalk]

"When you hit the ground..." "hit the ground?!" I almost spit out my coffee hahah

[MrHeems]

Made me remember when I was forced to the top of one of those needles in Canada on a family trip as a kid. I'm up there, barely peeking over the edge of the glass portion of the floor. My dad comes from behind and silently pushes me perfectly into the center of the glass. I can only imagine the sound I made, but I know I instantly crumpled to the ground, and crawled off like I was on thin ice. On the verge of tears with terror the entire time. Lol

[peptalkguy]

At 20:58 you can hear a phone notification go off that is perfectly synced up with Josh's toncue click

[ImagineWagonz]

As a kiwi this made my day hearing you call the Skytower a space needle haha

[OldRaver]

Babe, absolutely CRYING here! My stomach hurts and the dog thinks I’m in distress 🤣🤣🤣
(The.. “F*cking safe, f*cking safe, safe...” bits 🤣🤣)

Thanks for sharing, dude . Love it ❤️🏆🤣