How To Get Mom To Buy You What You WANT

[cubebunnyz]

Security guard checking the cameras be like:

[pastelvxbes-yy]

ME:Omg maybe I should try that!!

MOM: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT UNDER YOUR SHIRT MISSIE?!!

[mrfrog]

Me: Puts a whole dang watermelon in my stomach and calls it “upset stomach” 😂

[phineross]

Amys tummy: *Square*

Amys mom:*doesn't care*

Edit:thank u for 107 likes!

[loridelossantos]

My mom wouldn’t believe me if my stomach was a square

[Sofiasings]

Everyone: talking about her stomach being a square
Me: she left her purse 👁👄👁

[evelinaprokopchuk]

“My stomachs just a little upset”
Lol😂

[jessicalagarce]

My uncle taught me this lol
We were getting stuff from the store with my dad and I asked for some candy and my dad said no so my uncle said "just sneak it, he'll never know"
He sadly passed but its a great memory I have with him 😊

[fanofturkey]

You should make merch with “i don’t like today” 😂

[you]

Amy: hey there’s my teacher!
Amy’s age: are you sure about that

[TAsayeshiii]

Lol my stomach is upset I died at that last 😂😂😂

[BeansiswhatIam]

The kid “MOM HELP! I TURNED INTO SPONGE BOB!!”
The mom “Your fine”

[salvador]

Mini Amy: *scans*

Mom: looks at the scanner list

[BrooklynDunn-fz]

Hahaha! 🤣🤣🤣 I love your acts! Dang it! I don't like today! Never get's old! It alway's get's me!!! Ah hahahahaha! Oh my gosh you make me laugh all the time oh gosh your funny! 🤣🤣🤣

[briajackson]

When she said I really want this toy and I got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[rae]

I would say
These are my rock hard abs😂😂

[GlasisBloX]

Yeah but my mom scans all receipts for points so I’d get busted

[piperiamsoproudofyousky]

At the end if I did that for her she would say “what do you want this time”

[onlympg]

Did no one realise how she left the trolley their!?!?

[charlotteeffeney]

Lol I’m laughing so much right now!! I luv the excuses lol hahahah