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I built my factory to an extreme level

I made and enchanted my own killing tools

I became the best treasure hunter with mythical pets

I clicked one tree and now I'm fighting Krakens

I scammed customers out of their rare cards in TCG Card Shop Simulator

I made $50,000 finding the rarest items

These new towers are killing machines

I destroyed 100,000 asteroids in search of upgrades

I upgraded a drill that will pierce the heavens

I had to survive on a dangerous island

I made the worlds deadliest bee

I made 9581925123512492 on one coin flip

I spent 1000 days training as an adventurer

I earned infinite $$$ filling this wheel

I Survived 100 Days in Grounded

I tortured this stickman to get rich

I made the ultimate ant army

I broke every law in my saloon

They sent me to heal the planet or else

I sold my home to open a new card shop in TCG Card Shop Simulator

I abused heroes for money in my own dungeon

I am a god who must protect humanity

I spent $3000 in pocket ants over the years

The only way to save my beer is to die