cinemastix

no wonder the movie got so much attention when it came out

whoever decided to make this into a movie is a genius

when the editor has to fix it in post

when you realize you already made that movie

when your protagonist has no name

when the filmmakers get stuck with an unlikable character

because green screens are for suckers

when the director actually listens to feedback

no wonder star wars never got any better than this

when the director just sticks the camera onto whatever

when the sequel surpasses the original

they were only allowed one, so they shot it from a ton of different angles and pretended it was more

when the director is overqualified for the job

when the director is reeeally good at their job

when a modern director makes a fake old movie

if it ain’t broke… break it

when you find a way to dance in every movie you're in

the first mission impossible had no business looking this good

one of the only scary movies to win an oscar, and it won five

when you’re basically the first marvel movie villain

a $4M period film shouldn’t look like this

when you hire a genius to compose your movie score

when the movie's average shot length is more than literally 3 seconds

when the comic book movie dialogue is actually realistic